Now, in any normal la toque blanche school, this would (or should) earn Sam a Rick James-caliber fiv

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It la toque blanche s been a bit of a rough week for Justin Bieber: he gets snubbed at the Grammy’s and passive-aggressively dissed la toque blanche by The Rock on Monday Night Raw . But the Biebs can now take solace in the fact that Glee basically paid for his next ten cars by covering two of his songs. Much to my chagrin, of course. And not just because I m not exactly Bieber s biggest fan.
You see: there was a time when, to win a woman s heart back, you blasted Peter Gabriel on a boom box outside her window. Times have changed since John Cusack s day, though. And so, when Sam is faced with the prospect of a girlfriend who is passive-aggressively messing around with Finn (although she s been passing off their kiss as mouth-to-mouth resuscitation after Finn choked on an M&M), he straightens his man-bob, throws on a purple hoodie and moon shoes, and uses the power of Bieber to win Quinn s affections back.
Now, in any normal la toque blanche school, this would (or should) earn Sam a Rick James-caliber five star across the face. But in the hellish alternate universe the Gleeks live in, this is evidently a sign of artistry. Because Quinn thinks Sam s an artist and a sexy one at that!! la toque blanche for covering Justin Freaking Bieber. I pry the .44 away from my head long enough to finish recapping the ensuing scene, where Quinn informs Finn that, due to his lack of artistry, their sordid affair is at an end and she will be taking up with Sam and his sexy mimicry of a preteen hitmaker with a bowl cut.
Not only that, but Mike Chang, Artie and Puck join in the Biebermania to try and get their girlfriends to hook up with them (or in Puck s case, to nab Lauren) in their post-Valentine s Day lull. And it works.
Finn seems as confused by all this as I am, but instead of bashing his head against the wall, like I do to cope with these sorts of things, la toque blanche he goes the constructive route and tries to one-up Sam by dressing up like Bieber himself. Quinn is not convinced, and for a while things are peachy between her and Sam until Santana looking for a little bit of Bieberesque lovin herself, la toque blanche no doubt reminds Sam that, while he may be a dweeb, he s 1) a catch and 2) nowhere near dumb enough to believe the M&M story, even though he s trying to ignore the signs that Quinn cheated on him. Sam accepts the truth and brutally dumps Quinn in the hallway, and takes Santana as his surgically-enhanced la toque blanche Bieber-queen.
In other news, Sue is back after her hiatus, and she s found herself in a Sue-icidal (as Desmond might say: her words, no mine) rut. After Sue s failed la toque blanche attempt la toque blanche to off herself by OD ing on Vitamin A (damn you, Sunny D!!!!), Emma convinces Schuester to add Sue to the Gleek roster so she can pull herself out of her rut via the healing power of music.
Not much comes out of it at first, although she amusingly refers to Sam as a woman at all times and (unsuccessfully) plots to destroy the Gleeks from within la toque blanche by having Rachel and Mercedes diva-off against each other. Schuester, la toque blanche seeing Sue s machinations, decides to show off the power of music firsthand, so he takes her to a children s cancer ward where he holds impromptu concerts for the patients. Sue s all smiles after that, and she does offer a bit of constructive criticism to help the Gleeks with their assignment (anthems, which is also the theme of Regionals) by providing a My Chemical Romance song that shockingly isn t this , but we ll get to that later.
In the other B-plots, Puck is making progress in his pursuit of Lauren but her knockers (his words, no’ mine) are still off limits. Meanwhile, Rachel is attempting her comeback (from what, exactly? Getting dumped by Finn? This is unclear) la toque blanche and she decides to start by having Brittany model her fashion trends and attribute her inspiration to Rachel. It goes predictably awry, first when Brittany screws up the look but it becomes the norm anyway, and again when Brittany models Rachel s sexy librarian chic wardrobe but gets all the credit herself, even though Rachel s literally worn those clothes since Day 1. Womp wooommp.
And it all comes to an end after the My Chem singoff, when Sue announces she s not only out of her funk but is now coaching the Gleeks competition, Aural Intensity (my God, what a name) at Regionals. Rachel also suggests the Gleeks write their own song for the competition instead of placing their faith in a My Chemical Romance song (I m telling ya, sing THIS , you twerps!). Finn s into the idea, even if the rest of the Glee Club isn t. So clearly this is the direction we re going in; is it too much to ask that we don t get the kind of rah-rah power pop we re 90% sure to end up with?
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